great crowd

Dear Chicago Homies,

Thank you for last night.
I was deeply and warmly
satisfied, both sexually
and philosophically.

You guys set a new record
for attendance with 1/2 price
coupons, which means I
got some cash money,
which means I can finally
afford to get the new t-shirts
printed.

"I shaved my balls today"

in green, I'm thinking.

Thanks for everything,
Mr. and Mrs. Chicago....
I love you guys.

-p