oops,

shit, y'all.

I've been quiet again.

I've been working hard, I promise.

I'm laying down guitar and vocals

on those new songs I did with Pauly and Donehoo.

I got a job, sort of, making comedy videos

for Break.com, which is pretty sweet.

I spent all day auditioning hot girls today.

It was fairly surreal.

I'm sitting at a board room,

and beautiful woman after beautiful woman

comes in and is happy to meet me.

I got this email today:

Do you feel shy with the size of your tool? No worries anymore - the great cure from this inferiority complex is found. Our enlargement pills are everything that you should need to try in order to get rid of it. Only six month of treatment and your friend is as large as you wanted it to be. You don't need to worry about having a surgery or some other inner penetration into your body as our pills include ingredients that stimulate the growth of your tool.

and I wonder who gets this and says,

"yeah!"  This looks legit.

I'm halfway done with a new rap song,

"Santa is a motha fuckin Gangsta"

and I'm completely done with my new Picture song.

I'll post that shit up for you tonight.

All is well,

I hope it's that same with you.

I know this blog isn't hilarious or titillating,

it's hard to keep that shit up sometimes.

but I at least wanted to say hi.

hi.

-p