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dang.

I'm listening to strange hip hop
at a place full of dudes smoking pot
and wearing hats and drinking coffee.

the internet here is 1 euro for 20 minutes.
not bad.

the white widdow skunk weed is 20 euro for 4.5 grams.

not bad.

coffee is tasty too.
so are the giant, delicous cookies.
they are big and filled with
some sort of sweet almond pasty goo-butter.
oh,

yeah.

tasty pasty goo-butter.

the hip hip is not so good.

i think i meant to say hip hiop.
hip hiop?

i meant hip hop.

that's it,
hip,
hop.

holy shit this is strong weed.

my fingers feel finnny...
funny.

i meant funny.

whoa, they feel real heavy,
they feel like heavy fingers,
heavy fingers,
heavy fingers.

there are a lot of american dudes in here right now.

it's a relatively american friendly place.

they don't really like tourists much here.

they take tourist money,
but they don't like you,
and don't pretend to.

English people are friendly,
or at least looking forward to being friendly.

Dutch people are tall.

Amsterdam weed is fucking awesome.

Brian Jack lives here.

He does comedy in Boom Chicago.

He also has soft mattresses and
four big joints rolled for the visit.

we started with 4 last night at midnight.

we have one left at 5:36 pm Amsterdam time.

I gotta go.

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