I know, I know...

"Dude....

seriously...

what the hell happened to you?"

I know, I know...
I've been silent,
or so you think.

I actually got a
call from my dad the other day,
asking when I'm going to update my website.

That's when I knew it had gotten bad.

In case you think
I've just been sitting
on my ass, smoking pot,
and getting laid all the time.

You're missing one important part.

I recorded a new album.

that's right, dad,
I finished a new full length,
mostly all new material,
which means I had to write it too.

I put the finishing touches
on the main tracks tonight.

I've got some clean up and
last minute fixes to do tomorrow
and Thursday, and then its ready to be mixed.

I'll have it available on Itunes,
and on CD when I hit the road in April.

Speaking of April,
I'm finally making my way
out to the West Coast.

I'm serious.

I've got a gig booked in LA
at a college, and I'm gonna
do one or two other shows
while I'm out there.

I'll probably stay in LA, though,
so if you're out that way,
I hope you'll meet me there.

I've spent every single
day this month hacking
away in the studio.

My bedroom studio.

Other than that,
I've been smoking pot
and getting laid all the time.

So I don't have too many exciting
stories or interesting perspectives
or anything like that for you,
I'm sorry.

I can tell you this,
the track list for the new album:

Bald Guy, Jennifer, Porn Star, Radical Muslim Penpal,
Hard to Stay, Sugar Momma, Put Your Coat On,
Friends, I Fell Asleep on Her Boobs, Cover Bands,
and the Masterpiece, Part II

I'm very excited about it,
and I hope you are too.

Pauly used to tell me
that I have to keep the faucet
running in order to pour
out good new songs.

So, that's what I'm trying to do.

Oh.. and I'm moving to England on May 1,
did I tell you that already?

Before I go,
I'm trying to hit all
the spots that have been
so good to me over the last couple years.

And, don't worry,
I'll be back in six months,
with a fresh perspective,
and just in time to vote
for Barrack Obama.

Look for tour dates to be posted
soon for the April tour.

Until then,
I'll try my best to keep
you updated and entertained....

...... dad.

-p